This Weeks MFK: Seaworld-Owned


MFK: Seaworld-Owned Battle. Mako/ Cheetah Hunt/ Alpengeist

HOW THIS WORKS: These are the last three rides on Earth. Marry One, Fuck One, Kill One.   Marry: It's in your backyard, ride whenever you want.   Fuck: One last ride then it's gone forever.   Kill: No last rides. No goodbyes.

It's Monday and time for another tough MFK.

It's tough here to choose between these coasters, they all offer something different. Cheetah's three launches, Makos B&M Airtime, and Alpengeist's speed and forces.

My choices? I'm going to marry Cheetah Hunt, even though it's not the best coaster here, it's original and re-ridable! Has airtime, the awesome river section, and launches. I'm killing Alpengeist, there's better inverts. So I'll take one last F*** with Mako.

What're you thinking?


  1. Marry Cheetah Hunt and Then Fuck Manta Because I've Never Been