MFK: Defunct Coasters


Marry, F**k, Kill with Defunct Coasters.

Disaster Transport, Big Bad Wolf, Hypersonic XLC.
HOW THIS WORKS: These are the last three rides on Earth. Marry One, Fuck One, Kill One.   Marry: It's in your backyard, ride whenever you want.   Fuck: One last ride then it's gone forever.   Kill: No last rides. No goodbyes.

This is a tough decision, no coaster here is a number one coaster, but all have something special and unique. XLC's crazy launch, the Wolf's terrain and scenery, and Disaster Transport's odd indoor bobsled.

Hypersonic XLC POV
Big Bad Wolf POV
Disaster Transport POV

I'd have to Marry XLC for the launch. That won't ever get old.

I'll fuck Big Bad Wolf, I'll kill Disaster Transport, it's fun but not better than the other two.

Your choices??


  1. M The Wolf for the reason you said. Different ride every time.
    F Hypersnic, I've never been on this and will always regret it.
    K The Disastor Transport

    1. I am also agreeing with this - Big Bad Wolf, my favorite coaster I have been on.

  2. Marry Hypersonic and Fuck Disaster Transport. Big Bad Wolf was a family coaster one of the best!


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